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CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

Kalile: M-miss Jewel only mentioned your kindness, ability to cook, and your strength and nothing more s-sir…I mean Mister CJ.If you are known by a higher status then it would be most rude of me to turn tail. O-out of respect I would have stayed anyway, I-It would be the right thing for me to do.N-never the less it is a pleasure to meet you..a-again!!

CuJario: I’m of no higher status than anyone in this village, you included. At least to my knowledge anyway, so don’t worry about that. …I don’t make you nervous Kalile, do I? It is quite alright if you are, I understand that much.
Though uh, I can see you are rather unfamiliar with sarcasm. Jewel probably didn’t mention that about me. |D;

Kalile: I-I have been nervous about many things since I was told by Miss Jewel to go out and explore. I-I’m still trying to get used to the culture of Tao..m-my apologies.And…..sarcasm…I-I am….probably…not familiar with it…eheh heh….

CuJario: Don’t worry about it, just take your time getting used to things and learning as you see fit. There is a lot to discover here, and a lot of good mons to meet. Sarcasm however, is a certain way of jokingly saying something without actually meaning what you say, but instead meaning the opposite. It is the tone you use that deciphers if it is sarcasm or not.
Lemme give you an example. I could say something like “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” Now I said that without sarcasm. Here’s with the sarcasm. “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” See how I say it differently, as if I don’t sound happy or enthusiastic when I say parts of the sentence? That’s the sarcasm thrown in. With it, I can make a sentence that would normally be a complement, and turn it into an insult. Typically it is used by mons like myself in certain situations to lighten the mood, or well, generate the closest thing I can to humor.
Go ahead and give it a try, it might help you with understanding Tao’s culture. Sarcasm is quite common, and even used by Jewel if you didn’t know. ouo

Kalile: -Simply stares- ……Y-you….may have to run that by me again…..um….I am still unsure how to execute this sarcasm„,properly….uh………-lowers ears-T-then again I would not want to offend anyone….w-what if someone hears?

CuJario: It allows someone to say something jokingly instead of being serious. If anyone gets offended, let them and ignore them. You are trying to learn and that is understandable. If they want to be rude about it I’ll deal with them and you won’t have to worry about it. 
But I do see what you are having trouble with. Anxiety. You are fearful of making a mistake and causing someone to be angry with you, that much is obvious. All you need to do is just calm down a little, relax, and be yourself. If they are angry with you after that, then that is not your problem, because you know you don’t need to speak to them again unless you want. You have excellent manners, happen to be extremely well spoken, and are considerate enough to take the feelings of others into account when speaking. If they can’t find at least one reason to like you, then they don’t deserve to have your friendship because you seem like a good kid to me. 
Maybe you should meet my kids, they’d probably be your best bet at learning to open up and understand social stuff in this area a bit more. My son Forte was so shy at one point I swear he nearly had a heart attack every time he met someone new. Now though? He makes me proud as a father and a rescuer with his bravery, determination, and ability to stand up for himself. My daughter Piano is one tough girl. She doesn’t take crap from anyone, even me, and I couldn’t be more proud to know she has also learned to think things through and consider what might become of her actions and words. 
But enough of me rambling on about my kids. If you ever need help with anything, have Jewel, Rita, Sammy, my kids, or anyone who knows where I live bring you over to my place, or obviously find me. I live right on the edge of Creeping Forest with most of my family and a few friends, so it shouldn’t be too hard to find.

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CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

Kalile: M-miss Jewel only mentioned your kindness, ability to cook, and your strength and nothing more s-sir…I mean Mister CJ.

If you are known by a higher status then it would be most rude of me to turn tail. O-out of respect I would have stayed anyway, I-It would be the right thing for me to do.

N-never the less it is a pleasure to meet you..a-again!!

CuJario: I’m of no higher status than anyone in this village, you included. At least to my knowledge anyway, so don’t worry about that. …I don’t make you nervous Kalile, do I? It is quite alright if you are, I understand that much.

Though uh, I can see you are rather unfamiliar with sarcasm. Jewel probably didn’t mention that about me. |D;

Kalile: I-I have been nervous about many things since I was told by Miss Jewel to go out and explore. I-I’m still trying to get used to the culture of Tao..m-my apologies.

And…..sarcasm…I-I am….probably…not familiar with it…eheh heh….

CuJario: Don’t worry about it, just take your time getting used to things and learning as you see fit. There is a lot to discover here, and a lot of good mons to meet. Sarcasm however, is a certain way of jokingly saying something without actually meaning what you say, but instead meaning the opposite. It is the tone you use that deciphers if it is sarcasm or not.

Lemme give you an example. I could say something like “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” Now I said that without sarcasm. Here’s with the sarcasm. “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” See how I say it differently, as if I don’t sound happy or enthusiastic when I say parts of the sentence? That’s the sarcasm thrown in. With it, I can make a sentence that would normally be a complement, and turn it into an insult. Typically it is used by mons like myself in certain situations to lighten the mood, or well, generate the closest thing I can to humor.

Go ahead and give it a try, it might help you with understanding Tao’s culture. Sarcasm is quite common, and even used by Jewel if you didn’t know. ouo

Kalile: -Simply stares- ……

Y-you….may have to run that by me again…..um….I am still unsure how to execute this sarcasm„,properly….uh………-lowers ears-

T-then again I would not want to offend anyone….w-what if someone hears?

CuJario: It allows someone to say something jokingly instead of being serious. If anyone gets offended, let them and ignore them. You are trying to learn and that is understandable. If they want to be rude about it I’ll deal with them and you won’t have to worry about it.

But I do see what you are having trouble with. Anxiety. You are fearful of making a mistake and causing someone to be angry with you, that much is obvious. All you need to do is just calm down a little, relax, and be yourself. If they are angry with you after that, then that is not your problem, because you know you don’t need to speak to them again unless you want. You have excellent manners, happen to be extremely well spoken, and are considerate enough to take the feelings of others into account when speaking. If they can’t find at least one reason to like you, then they don’t deserve to have your friendship because you seem like a good kid to me.

Maybe you should meet my kids, they’d probably be your best bet at learning to open up and understand social stuff in this area a bit more. My son Forte was so shy at one point I swear he nearly had a heart attack every time he met someone new. Now though? He makes me proud as a father and a rescuer with his bravery, determination, and ability to stand up for himself. My daughter Piano is one tough girl. She doesn’t take crap from anyone, even me, and I couldn’t be more proud to know she has also learned to think things through and consider what might become of her actions and words. 

But enough of me rambling on about my kids. If you ever need help with anything, have Jewel, Rita, Sammy, my kids, or anyone who knows where I live bring you over to my place, or obviously find me. I live right on the edge of Creeping Forest with most of my family and a few friends, so it shouldn’t be too hard to find.

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CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

Kalile: M-miss Jewel only mentioned your kindness, ability to cook, and your strength and nothing more s-sir…I mean Mister CJ.If you are known by a higher status then it would be most rude of me to turn tail. O-out of respect I would have stayed anyway, I-It would be the right thing for me to do.N-never the less it is a pleasure to meet you..a-again!!

CuJario: I’m of no higher status than anyone in this village, you included. At least to my knowledge anyway, so don’t worry about that. …I don’t make you nervous Kalile, do I? It is quite alright if you are, I understand that much.
Though uh, I can see you are rather unfamiliar with sarcasm. Jewel probably didn’t mention that about me. |D;

Kalile: I-I have been nervous about many things since I was told by Miss Jewel to go out and explore. I-I’m still trying to get used to the culture of Tao..m-my apologies.And…..sarcasm…I-I am….probably…not familiar with it…eheh heh….

CuJario: Don’t worry about it, just take your time getting used to things and learning as you see fit. There is a lot to discover here, and a lot of good mons to meet. Sarcasm however, is a certain way of jokingly saying something without actually meaning what you say, but instead meaning the opposite. It is the tone you use that deciphers if it is sarcasm or not.
Lemme give you an example. I could say something like “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” Now I said that without sarcasm. Here’s with the sarcasm. “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” See how I say it differently, as if I don’t sound happy or enthusiastic when I say parts of the sentence? That’s the sarcasm thrown in. With it, I can make a sentence that would normally be a complement, and turn it into an insult. Typically it is used by mons like myself in certain situations to lighten the mood, or well, generate the closest thing I can to humor.
Go ahead and give it a try, it might help you with understanding Tao’s culture. Sarcasm is quite common, and even used by Jewel if you didn’t know. ouo

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CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

Kalile: M-miss Jewel only mentioned your kindness, ability to cook, and your strength and nothing more s-sir…I mean Mister CJ.

If you are known by a higher status then it would be most rude of me to turn tail. O-out of respect I would have stayed anyway, I-It would be the right thing for me to do.

N-never the less it is a pleasure to meet you..a-again!!

CuJario: I’m of no higher status than anyone in this village, you included. At least to my knowledge anyway, so don’t worry about that. …I don’t make you nervous Kalile, do I? It is quite alright if you are, I understand that much.

Though uh, I can see you are rather unfamiliar with sarcasm. Jewel probably didn’t mention that about me. |D;

Kalile: I-I have been nervous about many things since I was told by Miss Jewel to go out and explore. I-I’m still trying to get used to the culture of Tao..m-my apologies.

And…..sarcasm…I-I am….probably…not familiar with it…eheh heh….

CuJario: Don’t worry about it, just take your time getting used to things and learning as you see fit. There is a lot to discover here, and a lot of good mons to meet. Sarcasm however, is a certain way of jokingly saying something without actually meaning what you say, but instead meaning the opposite. It is the tone you use that deciphers if it is sarcasm or not.

Lemme give you an example. I could say something like “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” Now I said that without sarcasm. Here’s with the sarcasm. “Oh, that lady. She seems nice.” See how I say it differently, as if I don’t sound happy or enthusiastic when I say parts of the sentence? That’s the sarcasm thrown in. With it, I can make a sentence that would normally be a complement, and turn it into an insult. Typically it is used by mons like myself in certain situations to lighten the mood, or well, generate the closest thing I can to humor.

Go ahead and give it a try, it might help you with understanding Tao’s culture. Sarcasm is quite common, and even used by Jewel if you didn’t know. ouo

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CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

Kalile: M-miss Jewel only mentioned your kindness, ability to cook, and your strength and nothing more s-sir…I mean Mister CJ.If you are known by a higher status then it would be most rude of me to turn tail. O-out of respect I would have stayed anyway, I-It would be the right thing for me to do.N-never the less it is a pleasure to meet you..a-again!!

CuJario: I’m of no higher status than anyone in this village, you included. At least to my knowledge anyway, so don’t worry about that. …I don’t make you nervous Kalile, do I? It is quite alright if you are, I understand that much. 
Though uh, I can see you are rather unfamiliar with sarcasm. Jewel probably didn’t mention that about me. |D;

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CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

Kalile: M-miss Jewel only mentioned your kindness, ability to cook, and your strength and nothing more s-sir…I mean Mister CJ.

If you are known by a higher status then it would be most rude of me to turn tail. O-out of respect I would have stayed anyway, I-It would be the right thing for me to do.

N-never the less it is a pleasure to meet you..a-again!!

CuJario: I’m of no higher status than anyone in this village, you included. At least to my knowledge anyway, so don’t worry about that. …I don’t make you nervous Kalile, do I? It is quite alright if you are, I understand that much.

Though uh, I can see you are rather unfamiliar with sarcasm. Jewel probably didn’t mention that about me. |D;

CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

CuJario: No need to call me sir, I work for a living. It is..? I’m sorta surprised, I didn’t think Jewel talked about me to others that much, or at all really. If you have heard anything about my reputation I’m surprised you didn’t head the other way as soon as you heard me introduce myself!

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its tmi tuesday!!!! 

send me tmi questions or reverse tmis!!!! image

/is actually available for a tmi tuesday for once 

bring it

Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.
=u= cause these two belong together, the silly doofs they are |3

=u= cause these two belong together, the silly doofs they are |3

Sapphire: *bounds over to scarlet an jumps into her pile of tails* Scaaarlet >u< Yeeeeee~ i missed you ;u;

Scarlet: *HUGGLES SAPPHIRE IN HER TAILS* ERMERGERD SAPPHY I MISSED YOU TOO! ;A;

Akira: Sup CuJario so I know your like X military or something. So you got skills on like covering your tracks to where no one can find you, right? *curious stare*

CuJario: Former military, yes. And yes, I do have knowledge in counter-tracking, counter-intelligence, and a variety of other things if you know what to ask. However, just because someone covers their tracks does not mean nobody will find you. Covering up evidence leaves evidence as well, not to mention it is almost always a matter of time before someone inevitably finds you. |D;;

Just a question to the mod, I'm just curious but is the NSFW on a hiatus?
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(No, we’ve answered a few asks. We just haven’t had many submissions to the NSFW blog if that’s what you mean. |D;)

"if only i could be exist to you... instead to be of your shadow. because i wasn't encourage enough to say 'can we be friends?'" - mysterious anonymous
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CuJario: Technically you exist to us now, but I suppose now is a better time than never to introduce yourself and ask that very question.

KILOWATT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE MY FAVORITE LINE OF POKEMON EVER <3

Kilowatt: Damn right I am. <3 Electivires are the best, hands down, no questions asked. eue

Kilowatt, how does one explosions. Are you the explosions

Kilowatt: Find something that explodes when you hit it with something like a fire or electric type attack, or even just grab a blast seed or twenty. Preferably as many as you can carry. Then set them off and watch the awesomeness happen. And no, I am not the explosions, but I am more awesome than one. |:1

*puts down watergun* umu are sure I just can't. like realquick. comeonyouknowyouwantmeto.

CuJario: As fun as it would be to see Kilowatt get humiliated like that, I’d rather not have any accidental electrocutions happen. Even if it is unlikely, risking it is not worth a prank. |D;;

Sonic: So CJ, Scarlet, and Kilowatt, what place do you want to have a good time (FUN FUN FUN)?

CuJario: If you are talking about a place for an intimate experience with Noa, then possibly a warm bath or hot spring where we are there alone. If you mean to hang out and spend time with friends, then in the comfort of my own home is nice.

Scarlet: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHAR, FUN IS ALL OVAH THA PLACE! :U

Kilowatt: I am the definition of all that is fun and awesome. |:1